Things you probably shouldn't say to a Cop.

1)     Could you hold my beer while I get my license?

2)     Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3)     Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4)     Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5)     Are You Andy or Barney?

6)     I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7)     You're not going check the trunk, are you?

8)     I pay your salary!

9)     Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10)    Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so long as one of us does.

11)    I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12)    When the Officer says "Son, your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"